Thursday, November 4, 2010

The shopping list

It's a constant battle of one-ups manship between the hubby and me. In a good natured, fun sense of course. Take this for example. An actual email conversation between me and the hubby:

From: hubby
To: me
Subject: What up?
You going to store today?

From: me
To: hubby
wasn't planning on it, what do you need?

From: hubby
To: me
Soup crackers
Diet cola
Beer
Snack treats
Fly swatter
Wedding video
Ps3 game
Some comics
A new hairstyle
A new bicycle
Some running shoes
Sweatpants w/ matching hoodie
Tuna

From: me
To: hubby
have tuna at the house, entire list is void

From: hubby
To: me
Read list again-I improvised a reconfig of the config to refig the gig

Soup crackers
Diet cola
Beer
Snack treats
Fly swatter
Wedding video
Ps3 game
Some comics
A new hairstyle
A new bicycle
Some running shoes
Sweatpants w/ matching hoodie
Tuna Melt

From: me
To: hubby
i have all elements for said melt at home, again void

From: hubby
To: me
Look now

Soup crackers
Diet cola
Beer
Snack treats
Fly swatter
Wedding video
Ps3 game
Some comics
A new hairstyle
A new bicycle
Some running shoes
Sweatpants w/ matching hoodie
Tuna anchovie Melt

From: me
To: hubby
i have fish sticks, they count. VOID

From: hubby
To: me
Try it now

Soup crackers
Diet cola
Beer
Snack treats
Fly swatter
Wedding video
Ps3 game
Some comics
A new hairstyle
A new bicycle
Some running shoes
Sweatpants w/ matching hoodie
Up yours

Touche, good sir.

Friday, October 22, 2010

How I know my husband loves me

As I curl up on the sofa:

Me: Goodnight.

Him: Don't be a bitch.

Sweet, ain't it?

Happy Birthday, you sack of crap!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

I like weird things. I think weird things. This is a place for my weird things.